Photographic evidence of why you should NEVER visit the city of Port Elizabeth. Can you handle the sarcasm?
1. THE CITY IS THE ARMPIT OF SOUTH AFRICA…
2. DEFINITELY NOT PICTURESQUE…
3. THE CITY HAS NO HERITAGE WHAT SO EVER…
4. ALSO…THAT MOSAIC PATH IS PRETTY AVERAGE…CLEARLY NO ARTISTIC TALENT IN THE CITY
5. YOU HAVE NO WISH TO HANG OUT WITH ADORABLE LION AND TIGER CUBS…
6. PLUS, YOU CAN’T STAND LION KISSES…EUGH
7.THE BEACHES ARE COMPLETELY OVER-CROWED…YOU CAN NEVER GET A SPOT TO YOURSELF…
8.MEH…
9.THE ACCOMMODATION IS REALLY CRAPPY…
10.YOU’D RATHER BE AT HOME THAN HERE…
11. YOU HATE EXERCISING IN THE BEAUTIFUL OUTDOORS….THE GYM IS WAY BETTER.
12. THE SUNRISES ARE NOT WORTH GETTING UP FOR…
13. INCREDIBLE SUNSETS BURN YOUR EYES…
14. NO BIG EVENTS HAPPEN HERE…SUCH A ONE HORSE TOWN!
15. YOU CAN’T STAND BEAUTIFUL HISTORIC BUILDINGS….
16. THE INTERIORS ARE NOTHING TO LOOK AT EITHER…
17. OLD CHURCHES ARE FOR OLD PEOPLE…NOTHING TO SEE HERE…
18. THE PUBLIC PARKS ARE HORRIBLE AND UN-KEPT….
19. THERE’S NO GOOD VIEWING SPOTS…
20. CRYSTAL CLEAR SWIMMING POOLS AREN’T YOUR THING…
21. SURROUNDING MOUNTAINS ARE UN-IMPRESSIVE….
22. DOLPHINS FREAK YOU OUT…
23. THE BEACHFRONT PROMENADE SUCKS…
24. AND DEFINITELY NOT USEABLE AT NIGHT…
25. WHO WOULD WANT TO WALK HERE?…NOT US…
26. YOU HATE VIBEY STREET CAFES…
27. THERE’S NOWHERE TO WATCH SPORT…
28. THE BIGGEST SOUTH AFRICAN FLAG IN THE WORLD DOESN’T INTEREST YOU….
SO AS YOU CAN SEE, THE CITY OF PORT ELIZABETH REALLY HAS NOTHING TO OFFER…NOTHING AT ALL 😉
Away for 35 years of longing to return home-back for 7 and loving it!
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lovely! I have to visit soon to check all the sights out!
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Don’t forget it is the unfriendliest city with no wind whatsoever..lol 😃
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Will be visiting in december after 15 years away , can’t wait.
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Still the best and always will be!
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I just love my PE….and there is 28 reasons
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Loved this. Shared it on my FB page!
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Lovely work, nice pictures. That’s our Port Elizabeth. There are more…
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I had the bst time of my life in PE 39 yrs ago Casa Mia Hotel,wresling Feather hall,2 nameless lounges.Zwartkops river at frlends, smoked maasbanker Zwartkops hotel,Pussy cat nightclub……….next contlnue
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Has Gareth Cliff seen this?
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The best city in South Africa!!!!!
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No place like my PE! Love it because it’s lovely place to be!
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What about the delightful retirement villages where your every whim is catered for?
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Was born in PE Left when we were 3 years old Would like to visit again and see al die beautiful places
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I have visited this lovely city regularly during the last 57 years……it has become only more beautiful…..a lovely place to be
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Cub petting is cruel. It is the foundation to caged lion hunting. Do the research and stop promoting this damn industry. SHAME on you!
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love PE
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Even if I don’t live in PE it will always be home.
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Was born there 1927Grew up there.Some plaxes sti;; the same….Donkin reserve….others altered but recognizable…What happened to Humewood.?
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Eli K. Raleigh Street shul–my barmy 1937 hols at 54 &69 Cape Road @Jabby. Homewood swim to the ropes. Witt’s store. The windy city. Ballroom dancing at Elizabeth Hotel
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An there is no wind at all! 🙂
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Sorry can’t agree with the last comment ! !
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Reblogged this on For The Love of Leisure.
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It feels like I’ve been you PE yet I was born and raised there. Definitely going to tour my little city when I visit again. Thank you for the post. Good job.
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I was born in PE grew up there went to Grey had my pharmacies there brought my children up there been away 8 years miss PE
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Reblogged this on SammyG's Soliloquies.
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PE my next destination….interesting angle
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Beautiful city, no other like PE.
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